While the evil atheist plan to commercialise Christmas - thus taking it away from Jesus and all the God fearing Wall-Mart employees of America - went beautifully for yet another godless year, I received the perfect gift, a sexy Ipod. It came wrapped in a large box, which led me to believe that I was about to receive a six pack of cotton underwear from K-mart. It was not underwear. It was a sexy Ipod. Even sexier than a dick in a box.
I might not actually believe in God, or have any respect for religious institutions and people who use the word "spiritual" to describe themselves but, if Jesus had anything to do with this, I would seriously consider putting an end to all the sex jokes about him.
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this is really hilarious...
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